Crack Addict-Turned-Arms Dealer Sentenced

In a not-so-shocking turn of events, Hunter Boden has been found guilty on both counts against him, ending a dramatic trial that captivated the nation. The jury deliberated for a mere three hours before delivering the verdict that could change Boden's life forever.

Hunter Boden, already infamous for his wild antics and questionable lifestyle choices, was found guilty of selling massive amounts of weapons and ammunition to countries in the Middle East. To add to his notorious resume, Boden is also a known crack addict, making it illegal for him to possess firearms in the first place.

Now facing the consequences of his felony convictions, Boden's lifestyle is set for a major overhaul. Gone are the days of partying with hookers and indulging in drug binges.

But Wait, There's More! Introducing the 'Arms Dealer Hunter Boden' Meme Coin

Despite being in deep waters, Hunter Boden has the audacity to release his own Solana meme coin called "Arms Dealer Hunter Boden" ($ADHB). That's right, folks! Not even felony convictions can keep this man from diving into the shit coin craze.

According to sources close to Boden, the coin aims to capitalize on his newfound infamy. It promises to bring "high-caliber" returns, though potential investors are warned to stay clear of any "explosive" losses. Rumor has it, the coin's roadmap includes exclusive access to a virtual crack den and a chance to win a date with Boden's favorite hooker.

As if that wasn't enough, Boden's marketing team is reportedly in talks to sponsor a series of underground fighting tournaments, cleverly named "Arms for Arms." Where the participants smoke one gram of crack and then fight each other!